"We got to go to the obstacle course yesterday. It looked fun at first, but properly low crawling with only your non-firing hand and your opposite leg pushing you forward zaps your strength pretty fast."
"Without the Drill Sergeants, everyone acts like you'd expect fifty six 18 year olds to act. It's like Jackass on steroids."
"I'm on lunch duty, which is kind of like working at Culver's except Culver's is gourmet compared to this. The eggs make me gag and we use ice cream scoops to scrape meal portions from basically a solid sponge mass of yellow imitation eggs."